Need Scissors to Get Scissors?
This is most likely a ridiculous thing you’ve seen all day. Which igneous penned those directives? That individual should be fired right away. But, of course, this defeats the purpose of purchasing these scissors in the first place.
Consider this: if a person already owns scissors, why would he or she go to the trouble of purchasing another pair? There should have been a different way to open that packet. But, of course, anyone would be enraged by this.
Go Nuts for Donuts
Don’t you love it when you walk into a bakery and see a tray full of freshly glazed, hot donuts waiting for you to devour them? An ideal world would exist where all of these wonderful dough rings peacefully rest inside, protected from the infestation of flies and decomposition.
It is nevertheless frustrating to see an effectively squished doughnut because even if it was a “perfectly good donut,” no one will appreciate it if it gets squished.