People Who Were Roasted Online Because They Were Overconfident
You have to admire people who are sure of their own capabilities. Being confident can be both appealing and persuasive. When people appear to be overconfident for no apparent reason, they end up embarrassing themselves on the internet. Here are some of the most cringeworthy examples of overconfident people who were roasted on the internet for their actions.
Moo-Sogyny
Before realizing that they’ve got the wrong end of the stick, this person was quite self-righteous on the internet. To be clear, we are all in favor of taking on patriarchy and misogyny wherever we see them, but this isn’t the battle for which we should be waging the fight. Since this person is enraged that all of the cows on this yogurt pot have female names, he or she is oblivious to the fact that yogurt can only come from female cows.
Sofa So Embarrassing
Guys, don’t come for IKEA. Don’t you realize they’re basically a superpower? They were right there to explain the actual rules of the US to this aggrieved American who decided to publicly bash them for not giving the American flag its legally due respect.
Sofa So Embarrassing
As soon as a Swedish furniture manufacturer explains to you the rules of your own country, it is clear that you have made a fool of yourself.
Zero Points
What happens when someone tries to support their point of view with facts, but they are unable to do so because they do not comprehend numbers? Yes, that is exactly what is going on with this person.
Zero Points
For the sole purpose of showing how little he cares about the epidemic, he inflates the death toll by a whopping zillion. However, putting a zero before the decimal point doesn’t really make a difference in the calculation. Awks.
Do the Math
If there’s one thing we like seeing on the internet, it’s ridiculously inaccurate and silly arithmetic. Even more so when they’re used to support an argument that’s just as ridiculous as the one they’re supporting.
Do The Math
People may use numbers to prove their point in a variety of ways. The only problem is that anybody with half a brain can understand that a percentage from two distinct tests cannot be added. To be honest, we’re devastated.
What a State
This is so humiliating! Consider your sources carefully before making a public statement against democracy. Make certain that you are not misrepresenting the facts or that you are using the correct source.
What A State
In order to allege voting fraud in the state of Georgia, this guy mistook it for voter participation and population in the neighboring nation of Georgia, which is only to the south of Russia. Oops.
Royal Screw Up
Whether you’re going to get all worked up over spelling and grammar on the internet, make sure you know what you’re talking about first. It’s simply awkward for everyone, especially if you’re upset about the usage of words to attempt to be more inclusive.
Royal Screw Up
Although this poster is on some type of anti-woke crusade and opposes gender-inclusive language, they aren’t aware that they are just unable to comprehend the idea of plurals in their own language.
Natural Selection
This is humiliating, to say the least, and we hope it could be eradicated. In this case, the cringe-inducing part is how right this person believes they are—they’re confident they’ve uncovered evidence to persuade everyone else of the same opinion.
Natural Selection
The main difficulty is that their whole argument is based on the assumption that early man lived around the same time as dinosaurs. The snide remark, on the other hand, is much appreciated.
Math Isn’t For Everybody
We can’t help but respect this guy’s self-assurance. While disputing fiercely with another user about driving speeds and times, they are soundly defeated by some simple math calculations.
Math Isn’t For Everybody
That hasn’t stopped this person from persisting in his unwillingness to grasp the fundamentals of mathematical reasoning. To be completely honest, we’re not sure whether to shake his hand or facepalm.
Wrong Crowd
This one is excruciatingly awkward. If you’re going to go to the trouble of correcting someone’s spelling online, please, for the love of All things holy, make sure you’re actually correct!
Wrong Crowd
While you’re at it, double-check that you’re not getting into a debate about grammar or vocabulary with one of today’s greatest living authors. This person chose to correct Stephen King’s vocabulary.
Your Bad
We’ve got a lovely mix of all of our favorite things here: stupidity, cruelty, and misogyny. We adore it when men feel compelled to exclude women from any involvement in or opinion on sports—it creates such a wonderful sense of community.
Your Bad
But even so, it’s especially amusing when these men don’t even fully grasp why they’re being called out—and then respond in a way that makes them look even more stupid.
You Made a Monster
Know anyone who is driven to the point of obsessing over how much knowledge they have and how much better they are than others? If that is the case, how can they resist the urge to correct others whenever the opportunity arises, using their highly prized superior knowledge?
You Made A Monster
It seems that this self-proclaimed literary authority jumped too quickly when it came to correcting a Frankenstein fan about who the name truly refers to. Even though it was pointed out to them, they didn’t seem to notice that the fan already knew what they were talking about. It’s a shame.
Classic Error
If you’re looking for the most cringe-worthy example of mansplaining, look no further than this guy who claims to be an expert on the classics. Hercules is not the only source of his classical knowledge, though.
Classic Error
That’s correct; he used his Disney knowledge to correct her on how many sons Zeus had, the Greek god famous for fathering literally THOUSANDS of children. In the absence of all else, men have the audacity to try.
Dumb and Dumber
The sheer absurdity of this one astounds me. The first person claimed that blueberries were the only fruits named after their color, and then the second person seemed to believe them in their observation.
Dumb And Dumber
After which they attempted to disprove it by suggesting…star fruit? These two have such a wholesome exchange because they are so naive. By the way, what color are blackberries and oranges?
A Basic Math
Simply put, this overconfident claim, as well as the subsequent explanations, are a work of pure genius! As if that weren’t bad enough, this individual is completely persuaded by their own thoughts.
A Basic Math
There are times when they explain their working outs in even more detail than before and still refuse to acknowledge the absurdity of their claims! Honestly, it’s just mind-boggling. It’s fantastic.
All American
Oh my goodness. Outright xenophobia when it comes to who to do business with, or the utter stupidity around who to be xenophobic to, is hard to say which is worse.
All American
Although this individual is adamant that he will not purchase any Tesla products and that he will only support American businesses. Assuming that this company is Italian, he goes on to explain why Nicolas Tesla is Italian though he was born in Serbia and later moved to the United States.
Oh No, Joe
This ad from Trader Joe’s has us stumped. By claiming that you are the very thing that most people avoid when they go shopping, you are effectively advertising your services.
Oh No, Joe
Of course, Trader Joe’s does a fantastic job as a middleman—but why not acknowledge that this is the case while simultaneously pretending that it isn’t the case? It’s difficult to comprehend.
Up North
Just take a look at this person who thinks they know more than this online rap game. The fact that they don’t know the answer may be making them bitter, and they’re unwilling to accept that Drake was the right choice.
Up North
Then they decide that he doesn’t count because Canada isn’t considered to be part of North America? So, which continent is it located on exactly? We’ll just have to wait.
Free Range
We’re stumped by this one, to say the least. These people believe we no longer need farmers or natural produce because we can simply go to the supermarket to buy it.
Free Range
We’re not convinced he’s thought this one through all the way… he wonders, where do supermarkets get all their supplies from? Is it made in-house at the supermarket, or is it made with special technology? We’re at a loss for words.
Dolphin Friendly
How is it that people can become so enthralled by the debunking of certain facts or myths, and then become irritated when they have to correct these mistakes on a regular basis, even though they have no idea what they’re talking about?
Dolphin Friendly
Let’s take a look at this guy. He’s had ENOUGH of people referring to dolphins as mammals, and he feels compelled to state unequivocally that they are, in fact, fish! They’re mammals, though.
I Do My Research
This time around, we are witness to the jaw-dropping idiocy of the internet, which is only outdone by the confidence with which these people present their points of view.
I Do My Research
This person’s “research” is clearly wrong, as Microsoft is a software company, which runs on both of these items they have purchased. But look at how smug he is about his work. The reason we bother is beyond us, in all honesty.
Next Level Paranoia
There is a good chance that large corporations, as well as some governmental organizations and secret services, are keeping tabs on us without our knowledge. Our rights and abilities in protecting privacy are important to know.
Next Level Paranoia
However, this guy appears to be taking things a step too far. It’s not clear how a meter count can help someone hack their car. Excessive paranoid thinking even in today’s world is not acceptable.
Boundary Issues
If it were an American or other international sellers, we could understand this mishap. However, this individual appears to be operating from within the United Kingdom, and as a result, they should be well-versed in the distinctions between the two provinces of Ireland.
Boundary Issues
Ireland, also known as the Republic of Ireland or Eire, is a sovereign state in its own right, but Northern Ireland is still considered to be a part of the United Kingdom. Awkward!
Radiation Stations
We don’t know what to make of this situation. Sure, we all want to avoid any radiation risks from our mobile phone use, which can, of course, become excessive these days if we’re not careful.
Radiation Stations
While going hands-free is one thing, we’re not sure why this person believes that the fact that her phone is a flip phone has any bearing on radiation? Does she believe that flip phones have a purpose in the modern world?
Ask the Experts
During the 2020 global health crisis, we learned that many people don’t like to be told what’s best for them by trained medical experts. To be honest, it’s a little depressing.
Ask The Experts
Here we have someone who answers a question about wearing a mask with confidence, even though they have no expertise in the matter to back it up. Thanks to an actual surgeon, they realized that their “info” was utterly false.
Once in a Lifetime
Our first reaction was to laugh, but it took us a couple of seconds after that to realize how ridiculous this was. Doesn’t it seem to be quite convincing? It certainly looks impressive, though.
Once In A Lifetime
This pretty set of numbers, however, doesn’t include the day—so it’s just a time of day, which happens on every single day in 2020. It’s hard to say how many people were tricked. It’s a shame.
College Rivalry
It’s a pretty funny one because at the very least the original poster took their roasting fairly well and acknowledged that they were in the wrong in this particular instance.
College Rivalry
College students have a unique way of enjoying rivalries with each other, while still being friendly and accepting of the consequences when they occur. This all seems wholesome in a way. This is a wonderful content.
Literacy Counts
Oh my goodness. To be fair, someone could argue that numbers aren’t allowed to be part of a person’s name in the first place. However, when it comes to the actual digits, rather than Roman numerals, that’s the only thing that matters.
Literacy Counts
And since, as the other poster points out, Roman numerals are literally made up of just regular letters—I for 1, X for 10, and so on—as opposed to other numeral systems. What a humiliating situation for them.
End of Discussion
What a delight it is when a debate comes to an end with such a strong sense of conviction that people feel they have proved their point beyond all reasonable doubt.
End Of Discussion
“Period. End of story” never quite hits the mark, owing to the fact that it usually comes after a completely inane assertion. Like this guy, who claims that there are no spellings outside of America. So, there you have it.
Boiling Point
We can sympathize with the people in this one because, with so many numbers being thrown around, converting from Fahrenheit to Celsius and back can be a bit confusing. So, what exactly is it?
Boiling Point
The temperature at which water boils is 100 degrees Celsius, which is 212 degrees Fahrenheit, according to a quick Google search. However, it’s not difficult to understand how these individuals became so confused.
War of Words
This is yet another example of someone displaying such a high degree of self-assurance and smugness while correcting a fellow internet user. To the sweet poster: “Can you see how you are wrong?”
War Of Words
Of course, the Civil War was a war, and it was fought between the northern and southern states of the United States of America. And then there was the War of Independence or the Revolutionary War. Anyone up for a history lesson?
Label Maker
Oops! When you first look at this label, it doesn’t appear that there is anything seriously wrong with it. Indeed, it’s refreshing to see fabrics and bedding products made entirely of natural fabrics and other natural materials.
Label Maker
Yes, but the problem is that this picture does not depict linen in any way—just it’s a bunch of cotton balls! There is a distinct difference between linen and long grass. So silly.
True Colors
Who doesn’t remember those gorgeous, color-changing gel pens from back in the day? We certainly do, and the sight of this beautiful doodle masterpiece brings back memories and feelings of warmth.
True Colors
This other poster, on the other hand, clearly didn’t have the same joy in his childhood, and he’s currently dealing with major issues as a result. It’s not enough for him to simply say, “Oh, I don’t know these pens.” He launches into a lengthy diatribe about their nonexistence instead.
You’re Done
Wait, what? What on earth is going on here. We don’t even need to look at the original sentence to realize that these people are completely insane. When did “your” and “you’re” become types of verbs? Is it “you are” or “you were” that they’re trying to say?
You’re Done
What exactly is going on? It simply boggles the mind that someone could believe that these words could be changed in some way to be in the past or present tense. We’re at a loss for words.
Has-Been
Another one where we have no idea where to begin. Here’s a perfect example of someone getting so caught up in the complexities of the English language that they forget to just, you know… make sense?
Has Been
Since you can make all the crazy calculations you want, but you’ll never make it sound acceptable to ask, “Where has I been?” Unless you’re a cheeseburger cat, of course.
English Rose
There are a lot of terms to learn when it comes to England and the British Isles. So, what exactly are we talking about when we say “England,” “Britain,” or “UK?”
English Rose
However, this person appears to be a native English speaker who doesn’t seem to understand that England is a country. As for Britain, it’s not a country at all, but rather a landmass, a group of countries that share the same land.
Happy Feet
We’ll be honest with you now. We’d love to see a movie based on this scenario. Seeing a massive penguin invasion in Ireland would be a sight to behold, but it would also be a sight to behold in its own right.
Happy Feet
There is a good chance they could do it. Because of this, the Irish can be quite tenacious. In any case, I’d like to point out the ridiculousness of this very simple math—21 million divided by 6.6 million equals 3, not 3 million. So each person gets 3 penguins.
Thank You, Next
Here’s something interesting to think about. Although neither of these posters is necessarily correct, it is amusing to see how they both perceive the concept of saying “thank you” in such different ways.
Thank You, Next
For example, you could argue that millennials have the right to expect thanks, while on the other hand, you could argue that boomers have the right not to expect thanks. Who is right? We’re not sure, to be honest.
Dating Woes
Oh my heavens! It’s absolutely hilarious. The fact that this person made such an error while writing a date on the whiteboard makes us wonder how he or she could have done it.
Dating Woes
Perhaps they’re not fluent in English? Or, they may have accidentally erased the suffix “th” from a number, but then forgot to update it when that changed it to 3. In either case, it should have been written as “3rd” instead of “3th.”
Every Person Counts
Our suspicions about this YouTuber’s apparent exaggeration of their popularity have us wondering if this was an honest mistake or if they simply believed it would help them gain more subscribers.
Every Person Counts
There was a time around 1960, when the world population was 3 billion, when 1 billion was 1/3 of the population. Since we’re now closer to 7 billion people, this claim is unsubstantiated.
Oh No
We’re at a loss for words with this one. Is this person intoxicated? We love the idea that they are just staring at the word Ohio when they realize that it is the same backwards and forwards, i.e. it is a palindrome.
Oh No
That being said, the state of Ohio is spelled oihO when written backwards. After all, what’s the point of even having this discussion? Well, what exactly is going on here? We’re literally speechless.
Socialist Utopia
We recognize that everyone has the right to hold their own point of view, and some people may find the notions of socialism and wealth equality to be truly horrifying in their minds.
Socialist Utopia
To be fair, any government system can quickly become the stuff of nightmares if such massive errors in calculations are made. If you’re going to criticize something in public, make sure you know what you’re criticizing.
Adulting is Hard
We’re not sure where to start with this one. Simply put, the logic here is so… not. First and foremost, we’re baffled as to why this person believes these two things are related in any way—for someone to have an opinion and be in an adult relationship?!
Adulting Is Hard
And furthermore, why exactly do you have a problem with this particular aspect of your life in the first place? In all seriousness, humanity is on the verge of extinction.
Hole in One
The fact that strange men on the internet are willing to correct women about their own anatomy, even if they have no biological or medical knowledge, is something we appreciate.
Hole In One
This man is clearly enjoying life, as he begins by simply making a standard woman-hating remark before proceeding to “educate” this woman on the fact that the female urinary opening does not exist.
Freedom Fighter
The worst, and often the most irrational, aspects of a person’s personality come to the surface as soon as their sense of freedom is threatened. Take, for example, this individual.
Freedom Fighter
When it comes to the free market, he believes that limiting trading and shares is so anti-freedom that it veers into communism. It’s not like he didn’t know that market trading is a central pillar of capitalism.
Vax Attacks
We couldn’t help but cringe when we saw this. We don’t understand why people insist on just pulling random facts from the air to make their point, rather than checking to see if their “fact” is true in any way.
Vax Attacks
This individual chooses to base his or her point of view on the fact that there is no flu vaccine available, which is, of course, completely untrue? It’s very strange.
America First
Awkward, to say the least! Just because two people are passionate about an issue doesn’t mean that everyone is on the same page when it comes to their level of knowledge and understanding.
America First
As a result of their origins in Mexico, this individual appears to be fairly certain that the Aztecs do not qualify as Native Americans. Who’s going to tell her the facts…?
What’s in a Name
When someone gets a person’s name wrong, it’s always a huge embarrassment for everyone involved, but this is even worse. Because not only did this person misspell the reporter’s name, but they also mistook their name for the place they were covering!
What’s In A Name
It clearly shows that this individual does not truly comprehend what they are talking about, let alone from where they are getting their information. Honestly, this makes me want to cry.
New Issues
When long-running and popular television shows decide to tackle new and relevant issues that their viewers or families may be experiencing, or simply could benefit from becoming more aware of, we love it.
New Issues
However, Sesame Street’s announcement that they’ll be focusing on homelessness amuses us a bit. But what about Oscar the Grouch, who has been on the show since its beginning, living in a garbage can? That’s one they didn’t think through very well.
Holy Moly
Good grief! Male anatomy can be intimidating or confusing for some men, but this one is especially difficult for them. It’s not just that he doesn’t know, but that he delivers a completely wrong and, let’s face it, quite hilariously bonkers answer with complete and utter confidence.
Holy Moly
We were going to make a joke about stigmata and blood here, but we just can’t bring ourselves to do it. Let’s put this one to rest for the meantime.
K-Popped
It’s more important than ever to use the correct terminology when describing people, regardless of their race, gender, or other character traits. However, even with the best of intentions, people may not know which word to use and which to avoid in order to avoid offending someone.
K Popped
We appreciate this person’s inquiry into the proper way to refer to everyone’s favorite K-pop group, and we hope that they find the answer useful. There are times when it feels like a minefield.
Slaving Away
As someone who prides themselves on being a staunch American, it is a little embarrassing that they have so little knowledge of the country’s darker past and origins. But there are tales of freedom, hopefulness and the American dream to be found.
Slaving Away
Because of this, the statement that immigrants aren’t needed to keep the country running is not only offensive but also simply incorrect. A large part of early American prosperity was based on the Atlantic slave trade. Yikes.
Miles to Go
Just as this hilarious cartoon points out that Americans don’t understand the difference between miles and kilometers, a smart alec decided to chime in and just make that point even more clearly in the comments below the cartoon.
Miles To Go
Does he not realize that 1.6 kilometers is more than one kilometer and that one mile is equal to 1.6 kilometers? There are some people we don’t understand at all.
Power to the People
We can’t help but feel sorry for ourselves and our fellow human beings at times. We now know that some people simply aren’t capable of comprehending the meanings and definitions of political terms and concepts. Of course, no one can be an expert in everything, and that’s perfectly fine.
Power To The People
The question is, WHY is it always these non-experts who shout the loudest and try to educate the public on their WRONG views? Stay in your erroneous position and be wrong about it. Quietly.
Point Proven
When someone tries to be hateful but ends up accidentally validating the person they’re trying to harm, it’s incredibly satisfying. Because this person misunderstands what it means to be a trans woman and believes it refers to a cis woman who does not want to be a woman.
Point Proven
Because of their transphobic hatred, they are actually encouraging this transgender woman in her choices by saying that she is “just a woman” and cannot be mistaken for a man.
Missing Piece
This is an interesting theory. Our minds can’t comprehend how this person could have gone through their entire lives believing in such an incorrect belief. Surely they don’t believe that the vast majority of American men were born without their genitalia?
Missing Piece
How do they expect the population of the US to continue to grow when such an important part of a man’s anatomy has been removed from consideration? It’s just a weird, weird situation.
Waste of Energy
It’s time for Ben Shapiro, the internet’s favorite self-proclaimed hot air blower and expert on a variety of nothing. Is this the latest embarrassing gaffe from him? Is this the latest embarrassing gaffe from him? Is this the latest embarrassing gaffe from him?
Waste Of Energy
Non-scientists are well aware that energy cannot be created or destroyed but only transferred. This statement was met with an immediate FAIL from a science professor, which is to be expected.
It’s All Greek to Me
The only thing we love more than homophobes is a homophobe trying to use historical inaccuracies to justify their hatred—and that’s exactly what this person is doing. Are they trying to erase all traces of homosexuality from Ancient Greece? All the best!
It’s All Greek To Me
There were multiple gods and people, as well as saucy swan love triangles, in Ancient Greek literature and mythology, and anyone who has even a passing knowledge of the subject knows that. Don’t be dishonest in your research.
Butt Plug
This one, on the other hand, is…interesting. We love it when men decide for themselves what is the truth about women’s anatomy and stick to their guns so adamantly that they won’t even listen to reason when the truth is explained by a real woman who has lived the experience of being a real woman.
Butt Plug
After all, why would a woman be more knowledgeable than you about where she places her tampon? Man is indeed the most intelligent being on the planet! We’re in a great deal of pain.
Weights and Measures
We’re at a loss for words when it comes to this one. In this person’s mind, what is the difference here, between the gram they begin the sentence with, and the 15 grams they end it with. Is it possible that they are both referring to the same thing?
Weights And Measures
We’d love to get inside some of these people’s heads and try to figure out how it all works. But we’d most likely disintegrate into some radioactive goo or other noxious substance.
Survival of the Fittest
When someone tries to use the theory of evolution to make a ridiculous point, it’s both hilarious and hope-in-all-humanity-sapping. By saying that masks are unnecessary because they are already part of our bodies, this person is trying to abolish them.
Survival Of The Fittest
Reminding us of just one of the many things we wear on our bodies, by necessity, that do not grow out of our own skin is a powerful response to the poster’s question.
Just Plain Awkward
It’s safe to say that there are no winners in this one. Jewish people may not feel they would thrive under white supremacist rule on the one hand, but on the other hand, we can see why.
Just Plain Awkward
On the other hand, white privilege does exist for all light-skinned individuals. Even though these two events are both acts of rebellion, trying to compare them just makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
Tinder Touche
This one is a definite favorite of ours! Rivalry and risqué banter between two students from two different colleges is always fun. For those of us who have a penchant for taking potshots at other people’s typing abilities, it’s imperative that our own are as strong.
Tinder Touche
If you don’t, you’ll end up looking a little embarrassed, like this guy does here in this picture. He, on the other hand, appears to be taking it fairly well.
Making the Cut
We can’t help but find this one to be endearing in some ways. Yes, we understand that they spelled everything incorrectly, but aren’t these alternative words far more endearing than the correct ones?
Making The Cut
There is no doubt that this woman has a good sense of humor, even if she isn’t the best wordsmith in the world. As silly as her explanation maybe, she doesn’t appear to be too troubled by it.
Playing Favorites
Even though we know it’s ridiculous, we can see the reasoning behind it. Aren’t we all addicted to the sweetest chocolate? Others have weighed in to dispel the absurdity of claiming to prefer the additional ingredients or preparation methods of a product over the product itself.
Playing Favorites
As if that weren’t absurd enough, the real difference between milk and dark chocolate isn’t the sugar content, but the presence or absence of milk. That is something that everyone appears to have forgotten.
The Struggle is Feeble
We had a good laugh at this one! There is nothing better than reminiscing about the good old days and pointing out that today’s kids don’t realize how fortunate they are.
The Struggle Is Feeble
However, the truth is that this was never really an issue because you simply plugged the wires into the ports that were clearly marked as such. Aside from that, aren’t these things still around?
Shocking Discovery
To be honest, we could have told you that for free, but seeing someone put their plates in the dryer to see whether or not it worked is interesting and a little amusing.
Shocking Discovery
What we’re left wondering is, did they really believe that this would work? It could have been a mistake, or it could have been a joke. We don’t want to be the ones to clean up the mess.
Breath of Fresh Air
What’s the point of the internet if you can’t argue with strangers about vaccine safety and efficacy? Everyone has become an epidemiologist in the last few years, even though we have no idea if they are safe or dangerous.
Breath Of Fresh Air
In light of this comment, it’s amusing to see how quickly and effectively a one-sentence response was able to defuse what could have been a lengthy and contentious online debate with just one sentence.
Signs of Stupidity
We can’t imagine that if someone posted a message on the internet announcing that they had been diagnosed cancer-free, they would receive anything other than joy and congratulations in response.
Signs Of Stupidity
When I saw the post, I assumed it was about being in remission from an illness, but this respondent seems to believe that the post was about getting rid of an unwanted star sign. At least they were able to see the mistake in their ways.
Double Trouble
Oh my goodness. We’re stumped as to how to begin this post. What is the most ridiculous part of this question, asking how the time of pregnancy relates to the number of twins it produces?
Double Trouble
What’s more likely is that the person who responded incorrectly assumed that the twins would grow separately in the womb, rather than combining two pregnancies. Or is it the fact that they miscalculated the sum of 9 and 9 and thought it was 19?! We’re at loss.
Today’s the Day
It’s a valid point, to be sure. Despite the unpleasant connotations of slavery and biological warfare, we suppose it is perfectly acceptable for someone to insist on keeping their Columbus Day customs.
Today’s The Day
However, as this person below points out, it’s important to be realistic about what the traditions are for the day. Getting lost in the spice section seems like a pretty amusing idea at this point.
Never Forget
Nature-loving people are wonderful to see, especially when it comes to spending time with and admiring wild animals. Our fear of them is often misplaced because they are not dangerous or frightening in any way!
Never Forget
Take, for example, this lovely lady in the picture. She’s having a wonderful time with this giraffe, and she appears to be completely relaxed and content. Just one thing: she appears to believe it is an elephant when it isn’t.
Imagine That
Here’s someone who’s a little too enamored with the possibilities of technological advancement to be rational. Let your imagination run wild! A computer, but one that doesn’t need to be plugged in constantly and can be used anywhere.
Imagine That
We could only hold one in our hands at a time. Oh, wait… Even when someone points out his error to him in the comments section below, this guy seems to think he has invented laptops and doesn’t even notice.
Squashed Ultimatum
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Sometimes, you can’t blame people for mishearing a well-known phrase because you have only heard it spoken and never written it down.
Squashed Ultimatum
This person, for example, has mistaken “ultimatum” for “all tomato” in their vocabulary. It’s so ridiculous that we find it endearing! You know what we would like? An ultimatum pizza!
God Fearing
Nothing will make you doubt God more than a religious zealot trying to prove his existence. In this scenario, this individual is giving a very incorrect argument, claiming that divine intervention saved mankind from the meteors that killed the dinosaurs.
God Fearing
Well, I mean, forget about the fact that humans didn’t appear on the planet for millions of years. As this poster below tells out, 223 million is the precise number.