Crime fighter
This leotard-style outfit, complete with a pageant-style fanny pack, could almost pass as a practical outfit for a trip to Six Flags. Then there’s the Pussycat Dolls hair, the killer “Charlie’s Angels” boots, and the bizarrely monotone ultra-bronze makeup.
Crime Fighter
It appears more likely that Kim was cast as a butt-kicking video game character than that she was simply a fan favorite. At least, that’s what we infer from her seemingly unshakeable self-assurance in this situation, which is otherwise difficult to explain.
So that’s where the car floor mats went
What was this, um, short suit(?) that Kim is wearing repurposed from? The fabric appears to be an awkwardly sewn-together collection of dining room placemats to create an ironic combination of both a wetsuit and a fish.
So That’s Where The Car Floor Mats Went
It’s as if a business suit had a bad accident, leaving it without coverage on all four limbs and compensating with a frayed tutu in the center. We hope this carpet monster has been retired for a long time, whatever disaster this outfit resulted from.
