All washed up
We’re not sure why Kim thought a big, messy mop would be the perfect complement to her sleek, shimmery gown. The tight silver number beneath, with its sheer, gem-encrusted neckline and sleeves, is something we’d expect to see on “Dancing with the Stars,” and thus isn’t quite as outrageous.
All Washed Up
Maybe she was feeling clumsy on this particular day and thought to herself, “What better way to avoid spilling anything on this nice dress than to mop it right over it?” We’ll give you points for innovation.
Mix ‘n mismatch
When it comes to Kim’s fashion, she looks like a cross between the Matrix and a rap video, with a dash of disco shoes, snakeskin pants, and a floral top for kicks and giggles.
Mix ‘n Mismatch
We wouldn’t be surprised if she wished this photo had never been taken, given the car, sunglasses, and attitude, as well as the crazy attempt to marry so many drastically different colors, patterns, and textures. We’re wondering if the glasses are for vision impairment, which would explain all of the mismatched nonsense below the neck.
