The Kardashians Want Us To Forget These Fashion Moments

Published on 07/12/2021
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Bag of bones

We understand that the weights and body types of the women in this family are frequently the subject of media speculation, but rest assured that we are using the expression in a much more literal sense in this instance.

Bag Of Bones

Bag Of Bones

But if anyone told him this suit would hide her from the swarming Paparazzi, they were sorely mistaken. We love Halloween too. Khloe, you don’t have to take all the skeletons out of your closet only to be comfortable. We are sure her collection of loungewear is widespread, much better than this dark one.

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Wearing the carpet

Is it possible that Kris Jenner was rolled up in a very loud floor rug? Because we’d be sitting on it, this tapestry ensemble looks like something we’d find on the ground in a dimly lit hookah lounge (and that’s not a coincidence).

Wearing The Carpet

Wearing The Carpet

The pattern is equally confusing. Is that a cheetah print on the collar, with the tribal borders and floral spirals? Every piece of the fabric appears to be cut from the same cloth to ensure that this traffic cone does not go unnoticed. It’s almost enough to make us forget about her one-legged appearance.

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