The Kardashians Want Us To Forget These Fashion Moments

Published on 07/12/2021
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Safari ready

With this head-to-toe khaki disaster, Kendall could be paying homage to the late Steve Irwin. Whether she’s just returned from a wild safari — perhaps that explains the strange puff balls hanging from her huge purse — or she’s getting ready to face the urban jungle.

Safari Ready

Safari Ready

We find this burlap dress to be unfit for purpose and completely devoid of any visual appeal. Certainly, her shoes and sunglasses are decent, but they are nowhere near adequate compensation for the rest of her outfit…

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Birthday suit

Let’s start at the beginning and work our way up. Those white sneakers are either high-heeled, or she’s on her toes. Take note of the high-top feature on those kicks, which almost covers the white tube socks that go with them (…almost).

Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit

This begs the question: where does this beige bodysuit begin? It’s no surprise she went for the big fur coat; after all, this outfit looks like a giant pair of nylons. If she was going for a scary spandex illusion, she hit the nail on the head. At the very least, her hair and makeup are flawless.

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