The Kardashians Want Us To Forget These Fashion Moments

Published on 07/12/2021
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Curtain call

This bathroom curtain of a dress is a whole lot of sheer ruffles, even for a Caribbean vacation. This princessy outfit also has a tooth fairy feel, thanks to the gold string tied in a bow across her neck.

Curtain Call

Curtain Call

The gold gladiator sandals, of course, only add to the fairy connection. Let’s not forget Kris’ matching shoes, as well as her own, less doily-like beachwear. Is that a purse or a rolled-up newspaper in Kourtney’s hand? A lot is going on in this picture.

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Throwing shade

That is a lampshade. Is this a chandelier Kylie is attempting to imitate? The elaborate set of sparkly chains and pink tassels may be considered high fashion by some, but we think it looks like it was thrown together from 100 Aladdin’s magic carpets.

Throwing Shade

Throwing Shade

We’re sure it’s fun to whirl around in, but the showgirl-meets-throw-pillow-meets-lighting-fixture-meets-intricate-piece-of-artwork isn’t something we’d consider wearing to our next social event.

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