The Kardashians Want Us To Forget These Fashion Moments

Published on 07/12/2021
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Breathing room

Even the most perfectly manicured toes would be suffocating in one of these plastic sweat lounges made of clear plastic. In general, we have no issues with Kourtney’s ensemble and have no plans to file any formal complaints.

Breathing Room

Breathing Room

That is until our gaze falls on her feet, and our hearts break for the poor trapped moist numbers. Because this matriarch family does not appear to be slowing down anytime soon, it may be time to consider more ventilated footwear. We can imagine that the clumsy mess would not be comfortable or safe for women who spend a lot of time on their feet.

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ABC gum

It’s bubblegum all the way down to the toes and fingertips on this monstrosity, and it’s not even a fresh piece. Whoever gave Kylie the impression that this would be a look she would remember fondly was most likely telling her a bright pink lie.

ABC Gum

ABC Gum

Our minds immediately go to the metal braces bracket that this wad of chewed gum would immediately adhere to, thanks to the presence of the large, shiny belt. This sea of rosy ruffles should have been reconsidered unless it were the Grammys: Costume Party Edition, in which case we wish she would have reconsidered it.

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