Picnic table pantsuit
We see no problem if we imagine the same outfit in all black. However, Kourtney may have constructed the ill-advised magic eye illusion she’s wearing by swiping a few picnic tablecloths and adding some sponge paint.
Picnic Table Pantsuit
Remember those posters where if you let your eyes go out of focus for a few seconds, a hidden image appears? That’s what the checkered, flowered cluster of colors is reminding me of. But, unless it’s a message that says, “Just kidding,” we’re not sure we want to see the hidden image here.
Something fishy
Isn’t the point of clothes to be, well, clothed? So, why is this girl’s purse her most important piece of coverage? We’ll never understand how anyone can be so at ease in this nearly-nothing, flesh-toned fishnet.
Something Fishy
The full-body statement conveys a lot in a small amount of space. We appreciate the layer beneath it, but it doesn’t excuse the oh-so-sparse overlay. Sure, your body is amazing, but Khloe, there are better ways to show people you’re a stunner.
