Most celebrities are multi-millionaires with mansions of their own. For the Hollywood elite, however, life is not all sunshine and rainbows. Most celebrities are frequently subjected to harsh criticism as a result of the internet and social media. The Reddit message board r/rareinsults is a great place to look for some of the most bizarre and hilarious insults directed at some of the world’s most famous people.
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, is one of the world’s wealthiest men. Due to his enormous wealth, Jeff Bezos, like SpaceX founder Elon Musk, is frequently the target of online jokes. Bo Burnham, a popular comedian, recently mocked Bezos in his new Netflix special Inside, and he isn’t the only one who has made jokes about him. This tweet mocks Bezos by implying that he would never give back to the community with his wealth.
Jimmy Fallon Gets Roasted in Comments
Not one, but three internet insults have been directed at talk show host and comedian Jimmy Fallon. Many celebrities queue up to sit on his couch, and his television show is a hit across the country. Some viewers, however, find his interviewing style to be deceptive.
Fallon is clearly not a fan of these YouTube commenters, who compare him to an anthropomorphic dog and five squirrels in a human suit. He is also accused of interrupting guests and pretending to laugh at them.
A Taste of Her Own Medicine
It’s never okay to make fun of someone’s appearance, but Wendy Williams, a daytime television host, has a reputation for saying some pretty controversial things. This YouTube commenter decided to fight fire with fire by claiming that she looks like a character from the obscure sci-fi film The Time Machine, which was released in 2002.
We don’t agree with their snide comment, but it is amusing to read. At the end of the day, you should think before you comment, or in Wendy’s case, gossip.
You’re Not the Boss of Me
Find a Zoomer and show them this photo of Green Day, the pop-punk band. You could probably convince them that this is a photo of the cast of Malcolm in the Middle.
To be fair, they’re unlikely to have ever seen an episode of the popular sitcom from the 1990s. They’re also likely to have no idea who the members of Green Day are. Gen-Z, take our word for it. We swear this is a witty remark.
Collecting Rings Like Thanos
The singer of ‘Jenny From the Block’ has a lot of romantic notions. She’s had a string of on-again, off-again relationships with celebrities such as Ben Affleck and Alex ‘A-Rod’ Rodriguez. Men are “useless” until they reach the age of 33, she was quoted as saying in an interview.
One commenter retaliated with a hilarious insult, comparing her engagement ring collection to the villain Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Perhaps her relationship advice isn’t entirely dependable.
The Invisible Woman
When it came to posting about Jessica Alba, the actress from The Fantastic Four, this Reddit user didn’t hold back. They claimed that her portrayal of The Invisible Woman was accurate because she hasn’t appeared in a film since!
The film wasn’t a huge hit, but it wasn’t as bad as the 2015 remake, which was critically and commercially panned! Jessica’s net worth is estimated to be $200 million, so we doubt she will be bothered by this insult.
Ellen the P.E. Teacher
Ellen DeGeneres, the host of the talk show Ellen, has had a difficult year. After 19 seasons and 18 years on the air, the Ellen Show has come to an end, and she has been slandered in the press over allegations of behind-the-scenes abuse.
This Twitter user added salt to the wound by comparing Ellen DeGeneres and her brother, Vance DeGeneres, to P.E. teachers. Their cropped blond haircuts and vaguely annoyed expressions must have something to do with it.
Maisie the Young Grandma
Jimmy Kimmel Live! segment’s titled “Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets” is a source of comic reliefs. He has famous people read some of the scornful messages they have received on the popular social media platform.
Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark on Game of Thrones, opens up about some of the online insults she’s received. She supposedly has the appearance of a “very young grandma,” whatever that means. Maybe it’s because of her wacky fashion sense?
Television Versus Reality
Pedro Pascal, who plays the Mandalorian, is one of Hollywood’s most in-demand actors right now. Fans adore him for his on-screen portrayals of disarming and intimidating characters in shows like Narcos and Game of Thrones, but his real persona is nothing like his on-screen persona.
According to this YouTube commenter, he looked like a homeless person who had been “crashing on your couch for the last three weeks.” Pedro, hopefully, has a good sense of humor to deal with these jabs.
Adam Levine’s Basic Tattoos
Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5, is frequently the target of online insults. The band’s music is an acquired taste, despite its commercial success. He’s now being chastised online for his lack of creativity when it comes to tattoos.
One Reddit user described him as looking like he went to a tattoo shop and asked to “look like a tattooed guy,” while another described him as a “bathroom wall in a gas station.” Tattoos aren’t for everyone, but this appears to be quite severe!
Mark Wahlberg’s New Look
Mark Wahlberg is an accomplished actor who has appeared in comedies such as The Other Guys and dramas such as The Departed. He was sporting a mustache in this photo for a new role in the Hollywood film Uncharted.
Fans were not impressed, hurling insults at him like this one! He was likened to J. In the space of one 108 character tweet, Spiderman’s Jonah Jameson and Queen’s Freddie Mercury met. We can’t say we disagree — the resemblance is uncanny!
Snoop Dogg’s Cute Hairstyle
For a variety of reasons, Snoop Dogg is well-known. His hits like “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and “Nuthin But a G’Thang” cemented his status as a music legend. His signature hairstyles, which include braids and cornrows, have made him famous.
Snoop is “the only one who can have the hairstyle of a five-year-old girl and still look cool,” according to this YouTube commenter. It’s safe to say Snoop looks cool no matter what hairstyle he’s wearing.
Bikini Bottom Hairstyle Inspiration
With this ridiculous hair moment, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 makes the list yet again. He was caught on camera in a mohawk in a YouTube video, and it’s safe to say that his fans were not impressed.
One commenter said he resembled Spongebob and Squidward’s houses from the popular Nickelodeon show. To put it another way, a pineapple mingled with a statue from Easter Island. It’s not the most heinous of insults, but it’ll sting nonetheless!
Adam Sandler’s New Look
Adam Sandler is a comedian and actor who has appeared in films such as Happy Gilmore, Grown Ups, and The Waterboy. When he appeared in the indie drama Uncut Gems, which was released in 2020, his career took an interesting turn.
It was an unexpected move for Sandler, and fans were taken aback to see him in a more serious light. On Twitter, one fan even joked that 2020 Adam Sandler looked like he’d “abduct and sell 1995 Adam Sandler.”
David Blaine’s Boring Face
In the early 2000s, magic man David Blaine seemed to be everywhere. After a decade away from the spotlight, he announced a new stunt called “Ascension” in 2020, and later that summer, he flew over the Arizona desert using helium balloons, wowing his fans.
Blaine’s stunts, on the other hand, did not impress everyone. “David Blaine looks like his voice is sending his face to sleep,” one Twitter user said, which was pretty harsh!
Comparing Jennifer Aniston to Flour
Jennifer Aniston is best known for her role as Rachel Green, the ditzy rich girl in Friends. Her career was launched by the popular sitcom, and she rose quickly through the ranks of Hollywood’s elite.
Aniston discovered that not everyone likes her when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets’ segment. “Jennifer Aniston is what happens when a bag of flour gets its big break,” she read from one tweet.
The Fake Slim Shady
Tom Holland, an English actor, is best known for portraying Spiderman/Peter Parker in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In recent years, however, he has proven to be a versatile actor with a wide range of roles.
For a new role, he recently shaved his head, and fans were divided on his new look. His resemblance to Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, was highlighted in this hilarious tweet. He does, however, appear to be a much friendlier version of the original.
Kimmel Versus Eminem
From a phony Slim Shady to the real Slim Shady! In this YouTube skit, comedian Jimmy Kimmel appears alongside the legendary rapper. They appear to be wearing the same outfit, but they end up looking quite different.
Eminem has the cool rapper look, whereas Jimmy Kimmel appears to be “a dad on a sick day from work.” At the very least, Kimmel is a self-deprecating comedian, so he’s probably used to insults like these!
Elon Musk’s Dumb Dancing
Elon Musk, the founder of SpaceX, isn’t afraid to make a fool of himself, as he proved on Saturday Night Live recently. Musk can be seen on YouTube showing his best dance moves.
“He dances like a toddler who is still figuring out how his arms work,” one user said in the comments. Considering he is one of the world’s wealthiest men, Musk probably doesn’t care what a bored teenager has to say.
He’s No Captain America
Bob Odenkirk is best known for his portrayal of crooked lawyer Saul in the television series Breaking Bad and its spin-off, Better Call Saul. You might be surprised to learn that he got his start in stand-up comedy, and there are plenty of videos on YouTube showing his comedic prowess.
Mr. Show with Bob and David, an HBO sketch comedy series, was his own show. “G-d’s first draft of Chris Evans!” is what one YouTube commenter savagely called him.
Travis Scott Looks Like Bacteria
Travis Scott has a lot of reasons to be happy. He’s a wealthy rapper who shares an adorable child with Kylie Jenner, one of the world’s most famous reality TV stars. He probably doesn’t give a damn what bored internet users and online trolls have to say about him!
This one doesn’t seem as harsh as some of the other insults he could have received. Cornrows are being compared to bacteria by the original poster. That’s a bit rude, now that I think about it!
Billie’s Bargain Bin
When you’re a pop star like Billie Eilish, you have to expect to be mocked on social media. It’s not right, but it’s a fact of life in the cruel world we live in.
Even if their opinions are rude, social media has made it easy for anyone to express themselves. Featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Billie then reads a scathing tweet. Her clothes appear to have been taken from a lost and found bin, according to one user!
A Vandalized Pineapple
Without petty beef, the rap world would be incomplete. Artists have been releasing diss tracks and spreading insults about other musicians online since the days of Tupac and Biggie, all the way up to today’s modern rap game.
Lil Pump, of the “Gucci Gang,” recently took a shot at Eminem, and his fans were not pleased! “At least Eminem doesn’t bear a resemblance to a vandalized pineapple!” one Facebook user said, referring to Lil Pump’s colorful hairstyle. We have to admit, that is true!
Justin Bieber Lookalikes
Megan Fox, who plays Jennifer in Jennifer’s Body, is currently dating rapper Machine Gun Kelly. He was romantically linked to singer Halsey before their much-publicized relationship began.
They’ve worked together on a few songs and were rumored to have dated on and off for a few years. “So you’re telling me neither of these people is Justin Bieber?” one Twitter user joked about the couple. After all, they both have his signature cropped hairstyle!
Vanilla Ice Takes the Heat
Robert Matthew Van Winkle (better known as Vanilla Ice) has become something of a laughingstock in recent years, which may sound cruel. Despite health warnings against mass gatherings, the “Ice Ice Baby” singer made headlines after hosting a concert during the height of the coronavirus pandemic.
He was constantly being bombarded with verbal abuse on social media, including this gem from one Facebook user: “Should be fine, we’re still allowed in groups of ten.” Now that’s a lot of damage.
Which One Is Real?
Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, is frequently the subject of online jokes and memes. Given that he created one of the most widely used social media platforms on the planet, it was almost inevitable that he would be mocked on the internet.
One Twitter user mocked him, asking, “How is it that the waxwork of Mark Zuckerberg looks more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg?” ” It’s actually difficult to tell which one is real!
Mary Kate and Ashley’s New Look
After starring in the hit sitcom Full House in the 1990s, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen became well-known. They went on to become full-fledged teen superstars, with their own TV shows, merchandise lines, and a slew of films.
The twins today don’t resemble the fresh-faced kids of the 1990s. Their new bohemian-inspired look is mocked in this hilarious Reddit post! In comparison to the insults usually directed at child stars, this post is fairly mild.
Zuckerberg the Zombie
With another Mark Zuckerberg roast, we continue our list of hilarious celebrity insults! We almost feel bad for making fun of him, but we have a feeling a) he won’t find out, and b) he won’t care.
His spooked face definitely gives off a secret zombie vibe, as this tweet compares him to a “guy in a zombie movie who has been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.” But, would he make it through the apocalypse?!
Can’t Impress Kylo Ren
Adam Driver has perfected the slumbering professor’s expression. You might be wondering what that means. He appears to be an academic who is fed up with his student’s presentation of a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they plagiarized from Wikipedia.
With roles in HBO’s hit series Girls and the recent Star Wars films, the actor is known for his expressive face and depth of emotion. Kylo Ren is obviously a difficult person to impress.
Bieber’s New Look
Justin Bieber, the teen pop sensation, has experimented with a variety of looks over the years. He’s sported a wide range of hair lengths and facial hair styles, as well as some truly outrageous outfits. No one expected him to appear as a recovering addict on Saturday Night Live as a guest star.
Bieber appears to be posing with the executive director of a therapy program, according to this Twitter user. Disheveled hair, a mustache, and a relaxed hoodie make for an intriguing combination.
Big Bang Black Veil Brides
Andy Biersack (also known as ‘Andy Six’) is the frontman of the emo band Black Veil Brides. He’s the poster boy for moody and misunderstood teenagers all over the world, despite the fact that he’s 30 years old. You might not understand his appeal if you’re not an emo kid.
This Twitter user has decided to compare him to Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory, who is a nerdy genius! True, Sheldon would probably look like this if he wore eyeliner.
Ellen Is Like Fake Pockets
Ellen DeGeneres isn’t the most popular television host, to be sure. There was even a death hoax in 2020. People claimed she had fallen off a roof, and #RipEllen was trending all over the world!
People often make derogatory remarks about her on social media sites such as Twitter, but she is unconcerned about the trolls. According to this tweet, she is the human equivalent of clothing with fake pockets. This most likely indicates that she is ineffective and irritating. Ouch!
Prince William Looks Different
In his life, Prince William has been through a lot. He may have been born into a position of incredible wealth and privilege, but he is still a human being who goes through the same aging process as everyone else. The internet, on the other hand, is full of cruel jokes and insults directed at him.
After all, he is a globally well-known celebrity. Prince William appears to be the author of a young adult vampire romance novel, according to findings. There have been far worse insults!
Caitlyn Jenner and the Deathly Hallows
In a randomly paused freeze-frame of a YouTube video, no one will look good. In the comments section of this Comedy Central roast, Caitlyn Jenner has been subjected to some vicious insults!
A user compared her to a goblin from Gringott’s bank in the Harry Potter series! She has developed a thick skin as a result of her exposure to the Kardashian family’s drama over the years. As a result, we don’t expect her to be bothered by this remark.
Poorly Drawn Will Smith
Juwan Howard is the head coach of the Michigan Wolverines and a former professional basketball player. Even though he has had a hugely successful career in his own right, he is frequently compared to rapper/actor Will Smith!
It has to be said that the two have some facial similarities. Twitter users frequently refer to him as a “off-brand Will Smith,” or, in this case, a poorly drawn Will Smith.
Stealing People’s Jokes
The world of comedy can be a hotbed of rivalry and insults. While it may appear to be all fun and games on the surface, the comedy business can be a difficult one, with many comedians accusing others of stealing their jokes.
Some comedians have a reputation for plagiarizing material. This can be an accident or a coincidence. Amy Schumer has been accused of stealing jokes from other comedians on a regular basis by a Twitter user, which she vehemently denies.
Deftones Guy Fieri
Chino Moreno is the frontman of the Deftones, an alternative metal band. Since their debut in the early 1990s, the band has been hugely successful, and he is known for his dramatic tenor voice and whispered vocal technique.
One Twitter user drew attention to his celebrity resemblance by comparing him to Guy Fieri, the chef and TV personality! While this may come across as a slight to some, others would argue that Fieri is a modern-day television legend and a true culinary expert!
What’s Up, Jake Paulers?
Jake Paul is unquestionably divisive. He began his career as a content creator for Vine, a short-lived six-second video app, before moving to Disney Channel and starring in the kids’ comedy series Bizaardvark.
Jake Paul is undeniably polarizing. He began his career as a content creator for Vine, a short-lived six-second video app, before joining Disney Channel and starring in Bizaardvark, a kids’ comedy series.
Is Post Malone Rich or Homeless?
Post Malone is the reigning shabby chic king. He usually wears thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and flashy clothing with his messy, unkempt hair. Post Malone’s look is truly unique, thanks to his face tattoos and beard.
“Post Malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time,” one YouTube commenter mocked him, adding, “He may look homeless at times, but his catalog of hits and bursting bank account definitely tell a different story.”
Draco DeGeneres
Do users recognize the celebrity with blond hair in this photo? “Why did Eminem dress up like Ellen DeGeneres?” one YouTube commenter mocked them. It is, in fact, Tom Felton, the Harry Potter actor!
He plays the villain Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter film series, but unlike his co-stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson, he hasn’t had mainstream success in Hollywood. He’s continued to act in independent films like Feed, The Forgotten Battle, and Breaking for Whales.
Marilyn Manson or Nic Cage?
Marilyn Manson, a goth musician, has been featured in the tabloid press numerous times over the years as a result of his scandalous personal life and controversial music. Following allegations of abuse, he made headlines again in 2021, and internet users were not pleased with the news. He’s been effectively canceled on the internet!
One Reddit user compared him to Nicolas Cage, saying he’s “cosplaying as someone from Cyberpunk,” and that his goth look has started to look like a costume as he’s gotten older.
Lil Pump’s Bedtime Routine
Gazzy Garcia, better known for his rap moniker Lil Pump, isn’t known for his wit. He has a song called “Stupid,” which was released in 2017! He’s a key figure in the SoundCloud rap scene, known for his controversial, party-oriented music and exuberant public persona.
“Lil Pump is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow to find out how long he slept,” says this tweet, making reference to his intellectual capacity.
Vin Diesel’s Stunt Double Looks Familiar
Vin Diesel is best known for his role as Dominic Toretto, a street racer in the Fast and Furious franchise. He got the part because of his buff physique and charisma, which made him the ideal action movie star.
He’s since expanded into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, lending his voice to the anthropomorphic tree Groot in the Guardians of the Galaxy films! Diesel appears to be a stunt double, according to one tweet. Is that an insult at all? We’ll leave it up to you to decide!
Bark Ruffalo
This tweet is directed at The Incredible Hulk himself, American actor Mark Ruffalo, from one Marvel star to another. It’s not the most savage insult on the planet, but it’s certainly comical.
One Twitter user remarked that his name sounded like a dog trying to come up with a human name! Maybe Mark Ruffalo, like his character Bruce Banner, is hiding a secret identity. What would he call himself in real life? How about Bark Ruffalo?